March 10, 2010
Dear Corey Feldman,

I am sorry your list of old friends is shrinking.  It is unfortunate that they are dying.  I for one was most hurt by the demise of the King.  I will not be getting a Corey Haim tattoo.  I will gladly flaunt my MJ tattoo this week in support of Corey Feldman who clearly needs some more friends.  He is recently divorced too.  I for one will extend my hand in friendship to you sir.